forgetting someone's birthday
Interviewing chavs unlimited at The Jobcentre (half day - and it's sunny!)
Making elementary mistakes
Soaking in a Jacuzzi (Hiya Seeker, long time no see. Have you found what you are looking for?)
Tiny
(Closer than I was, thanks!)
Unaware of the perils of swimming with sharks (Good for you Seeker)
X-traordinary, but it was me who brought the breakdown to the attention of the IT blokes.