Cantankerous, crotchety, Connecticut chef, cooking cabbage carelessly, causing colossal conflagration.
excitable, eccentric, egotistical, evil egghead
Frightened, fragile Florida floozy, forlornly foraging for food, forever fighting foolish fears
great gray goose gaggling, & gawking goofily
Half-Hibernian, hod carrier or haberdasher, hermit or hockey-playing
Ingenious, insane, Indiana ichthyologist, itching insufferably (ivy infected), irritably imbibing immoderately
Jade-eyed, Jealous, jesus-hating, jumping jack
Klutzy, kinky, Kentucky kid, kissing Karen's kittens
Lofty, lute-playing, litigious, leather-clad or licentious
Musical, merry, Minnesota mom, making many muffins, mixing many milkshakes, minding many moppets, mopping mudrooms Mondays.
particular Parisian partaking pheasant
Rowdy, raunchy, rude, rip-roarin' rooster
stupid silly sidewinder Sally sipping sarsparilla spouting sarcastic sayings steadily, still shooting sixshooter sporadically
ha ha ha - you and firefly are great!
Tall, tubby, toothless, twinset-wearing, tightfisted, tyrannical, teetotalling, terrifying, tight-lipped, tyrannosaurus rex.
love that!
unidentified unwitting unsung undercover-uniformed uber-ugly unicyclist using unitarian universalists!
Vicious, vile, venal, voracious, victimized, vacationing, vapid Vancouverite
