under the influence... (at the moment!)
western wicked white witch whittling whistles whilst warbling wonderfully
cravenly coward courting chuckleheaded clods.
dirty dastardly devious dilletant-ish
evil enigmatic energy eater envisioning Earth's end
feckless, frothing, footloose and fancy-free
inimical, irritable, irritating, intimidating
Jocular Japanese jockstrap juggler.