petulant pedantic paranoid psychology professor.
rather rowdy rodeo rustler
totally tubular tough tootsie
unsuspecting uninformed unbending unequipped Uruguay urologist
ex-wife to an ex-patriate ex-husband
(X's are hard)
zany zen zealot zig-zagging Zanzibar zestfully
bulbous-nosed blubbering Bahamian barbarian
chav
(important new trend in British 'culture', see
http://www.chavworld.co.uk/)
daffy,dumb,delicious dame.
fabulously famous
(hello, Clary!)
hare hunting hungry henpecked hermit
involved in incredible insatiability.