why do I always get X?!
xylophone player (though I'm sure it's been used a hundred times before)
angry Anglican agony aunt
Evenki-speaking earl eating earwigs
What, oops?
Great gastrointestinal gas-bag
Haggard Hawaiian hula hooper
martian.
('Oops' to the double-post)
Oh is it my go?
On top of all my paperwork.
