old, oafish, ornery, obsequious Ohio optician, ordinarily on opium, orating overtime offering opinions on obesity
Particularly pretty parka-clad primadonna playing penguin parcheesi, partaking pink peppery peppermints, partying profusely
quiet, quirky, quivering, quizzical Quebec quintuplet, quickly questioning quarterly quarantine quotas querulously.
really raunchy rowdy Rhode Island renegade rancher rather readliy roping restless racoons - really!
Sweet shy senior septuagenarian seeking sexual stimulation, shared secrets, scintillating soirées, savory suppers, satisfying sojourns, super successful, smart soulmate.
Terribly tricky trucker triangulating trigonometry tantlizingly
under-handed upstart using unfair upsidedown underwriter ughhh
Very voracious vixen vying vociferously
wise, wily, widowed Westphalia window washer, wishing writers would wonder why Willie Wonka was woefully weighted with worries
eXcited xylophonist eXiting the xray
year-old Yugoslavian yogi, yakking youthfully
zen zebra zygote zealously zinging zooward
arriviste Arcadian archangel, arrogantly amazing anybody, apple-cheeked, amber-eyed, asymmetrically-winged, addle-brained
breathtaking Bohemian beauty, beloved by butcher's brother, blushing bashfully, believing beatification brings bliss, buying blue berets bountifully
Cunning curt curtsying courtier crying , coming close counting crowns carefully, craning, crowing, cutting corn cross-wise, creating colorful caps, careening and carousing
dangerously daring Danish daredevil, doing daft demi-tours, damnably dastardly, doubtless dutiful, dressed drably, driving down deadends, drinking double daiquiris
elegant enigmatic elusive Englishwoman, escaping ennui, evading entrapment, excitedly entering Edinburgh, enthralling everyone each evening eating endive endlessly
gosh, that's me!
Frustrated French flirt, favouring froufrou frilly frocks, fancying French fries, fiercely filleting ferocious foreign frogs for festive feast
garrulous, gingery, greatly gifted Georgia girl gymnast, giving grown-ups great grief, growing gawky, gaining girth, grudgingly giving games gusto
hirsute hungry hunk having hashbrowns hurriedly,
hanging high hoping he hangs(on)