hot Hawaiian hula-dancer happily helping hurt hurdlers hobble home
intensely introverted Icelandic ice-cream inspector idly interpreting Indian immigration imperatives.
jazzy Jamaican janitor justly judging jealous, jumpy Jewish jockeys juggle jars jollily
knowledgeable kayaking kilt-wearing Kentucky kleptomaniac knitter
lazy, lethargic Lithuanian lummox loafing limply, letting ladies lasso llamas.
middle-aged mellow misfit Michigan musician meandering mindlessly Monday making many minor mathematical mistakes
we're just a bunch of over-achievers
naughty Nigerian nun
overanxious oxlike Occidental ombudsman ogling obese odalisques over ordinary oatcakes outdoors on ornamental oaklogs
(but it's fun, isn't it?)
peculiar pimple-puss person pulling purple petunias per pleadings placed post-script, panicking porcupines picnicing placidly.
quasi-querulous quibbling Queensland quack, quaffing queer "Queen Elizabeths"
rotund retching retriever/rottweiller reflexively revolving 'round rough rhododendrums, reeling, ralphing rats rumps repeatedly, really rending reality rapidly -rinse, repeat. Roof!
stupidly sentimental (so sexy) South Shields super secretary, sloppily suspect secretarial specifications, sporting six stunning sapphires, shining silver skirt, scarlet sports shirt, soft shapeless sandals, standing scrubbing storage shelving.
tremendously titanic tumultuous terpsichorean turntablist, transcending tiny traditionalist tomes, turning the tangible to trumped-up tall tales, tripping, tentatively tasting tarty tangerines
too early in the morning for this, I should think
understandably undemonstrative Uzbeki undertaker, using underpaid urchins unloading useless Uxbridge umbrella-stands.
vicious, vengeful, vivacious, violently volatile, Viennese vixen, visiting valiant Vermont veterinarian's valuable vacant vacation villa
wild Wyoming woman wearing wacky watercolors, watching willful water-skiers weave while weight-lifting wholeheartedly
WOW!
xmas X-rated XXXX-drinkin XXX-watching xylophonist xygote Xtinguishing Xtra-terrestrial Xceptional Xperiences, xpectedly.
yielding, young, yearning, Yugoslavian yuletide yearly yodeler, yelling yonder yesterday
a zig-zagging zebra in Zanzibar searching for Zen!
Amazing, affluent American, advertising at amazon.com, accepting all advance accolades and appreciating any accomplishments