looking for an outlet for my murderous tendencies
making a fool of myself over a man
opening my eyes until I'm SURE JTF isn't nekkid!
putting myself up for auction on E-Bay
rolling the cotton on some plantation somewhere in southern States some long time ago
standing on the corner, watching all the girls go by
taking advantage of anyone
uninhibited enough to be a porn star
x-raying my stomach to find my missing watch
Yelling "the english are coming, the english are coming!"
zipping through all the chores that are waiting for me
baking in the sun on Tahiti
Debating whether or not to invade Iceland
Erecting a gold statue to myself
