Xanthocephalus xanthocephalus
Zucchini farming to develop a strain of gigantic "Watermelon Zucchini"
blonde
(hehehehe - i just coloured my hair - and i'm waiting to see what it's going to turn out to be)
Coffin maker, (it would be to grave of a job for me)
Determined to consume as much junk food as is humanly possible
fated to become a monarch
hoping to win Olympic gold in the Luge
justifying any strange bathroom rituals
Living in sin with the Seven Dwarfs
playing ping pong with a chimp