(Wait.... I got my threads confused... But, whatever, congrats nonetheless!!)
(A week or two...)
understanding word games at the moment (There we go; back on track.)
(Computers are evil machines of pain.)
walking on water
(You assume that I will do a Y, which I will, if only to prove the extreme pain of the computing age.)
yellow...umm...wearer...
(Your turn!

)
Ah, the joys of sharing the joint pains of obscure letters and faulty body parts.
(Nice save on the Z! And oowwwww, pain increasing, might have to leave the computer soon.)
All-around men's gold medalist (I have Olympics on my mind.)
(Have you gone to a doctor?)
(Imagine being able to get gold in everything! That would be impossibly amazing...)
(One last parenthesis: have you seen more Olympics today?)
(Nah.)
(OMGYES!)
(Unfortunately, not yet. I got home from work and came straight here. I'll find time to catch up on the Olympics, though.)
cold
Dimwitted.
(I wonder what it would take to become that all-round good? A whole lot of drugs and sixteen hours of work a day, probably.)
elegantly dressed
(Except that Olympic athletes couldn't use the drugs, so it would be, mostly likely, impossible. I'll still try, though!)
(I'm interested in your plans to do so!)
(Well, the plans are entirely fictional, but should make for a fun tale anyway.)
going along with hunger any longer (time to eat)
Heh heh heh. I'm looking forward to it.
Hillbilly chic