WA2K Radio is now on the air, Part 3

REAL APRIL FOOLS.

They say March comes in like a lion,
And exits in guise of a lamb.
Such fudge why will saw-mongers try on ?
The thing is a palpable flam.
Here's April the First—such a twister!
It flows, and it snows and it blows.
Wild March has bequeathed to his sister
No soft lamb-like ways, goodness knows.

We 're all April fools who have flattered
Ourselves with fond hopes of the vernal.
We're bitten, and blasted and battered,
In short, it is simply infernal.
If March makes a baa-lamb-like exit,
The mind for that boon cannot care,
When April—to fool it and vex it-
Comes in like a dashed Polar bear!

The Oldest Ale.—A book has just been published
entitled The Beer of the Bible. The only Biblical beer of
which there occurs any direct mention is Beersheba; and
here the two last syllables, " she " and "ba," seem to in-
dicate the service of '1 Bar-maids." For further informa-
tion, and as to whether the reading should be "FromDan
to Beersheba all is barrel," or not, we refer to the autho-
rities of the Anglo-Jewish Exhibition at Albert Hall.