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Aussie bint wins heifer contest

 
 
Reply Wed 2 Jun, 2004 12:13 am
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2004/06/02/jenniferhawkinswins,0.jpg
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Miss Australia Jennifer Hawkins was named Miss Universe 2004 in a two-hour pageant in the Ecuador capital of Quito, watched by millions of television viewers around the world.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Wed 2 Jun, 2004 12:16 am
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She said the close family, including Miss Hawkins' two older brothers and a sister, were going to miss her when she took up her duties as Miss Universe in the United States.


I'm looking for A2Kers ideas about what might constitute the 'duties of Miss Universe' (former Miss Universes and Slappy are excused from this exercise).
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 2 Jun, 2004 02:27 am
Hellifino.
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Rick d Israeli
 
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Reply Wed 2 Jun, 2004 12:51 pm
Making nice pictures with starving children in Africa, and after that going home to your big mansion in Australia to complain about the weather...(although that isn't really necessary in Australia)
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McGentrix
 
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Reply Wed 2 Jun, 2004 02:11 pm
Equal representation to all known civilizations within the universe if I am not mistaken.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 2 Jun, 2004 02:58 pm
Ribbon cutting at the new Sea of Tranquility Walmart Superstore.
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oldandknew
 
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Reply Wed 2 Jun, 2004 03:59 pm
Aussie bint........... now, Bint, that's a word I haven't heard for many a long year.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Wed 2 Jun, 2004 09:35 pm
Apparently, her duties include:

http://www.bovil.com/gallery/albums/HOF/08_ming.thumb.jpg
Queen Consort to Emperor Ming ("he Merciless") of Mongo
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Wed 2 Jun, 2004 09:41 pm
Some secretarial duties for Lord Vader..

http://www.amra.pl/star/vader.jpg

"Read that back please".

"Crush the Rebel scum. Blow up planets. Lecture series at EvilCon 2305"
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Wed 2 Jun, 2004 09:45 pm
and cotillion...

http://hem.passagen.se/anna6810/austen/starwars/darthemma.jpg
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Wed 2 Jun, 2004 09:57 pm
...and swapping that bikini for some Borg implants as required

http://www.gamediscovery.com/category/other/ideas/august/star-trek-01.gif
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