Let's do away with queueing in Limes! As you can tell, I'm in a bit of a Ché Guavara mood right now.
I'm in a mallow mood, listening to rock roses and jazzmine.
You're in a Mallow mood? Have you Hyacinethesia to do your work for you, or something?
Hiya, Cinth! No, just Knot(weed) working I spose. I've been drinking a bit of the juice of the Grape, Lettuce rejoice for wine!! Just for a Lark (spur).
I Rose this morning, and thought that I'd bump this thread up. It needs to be back in people's eyelines, to get Fressia. Canna ask how you all are doing?
cumquat may, I will seed you next Aprilcot.
Oh, good, Edgar, but June is going out! Will you be Rowan to England? Do you wish to lingon on while you're here?
I do like the Campanulaship of A2K threads. When I'm in a Viola frame of mind, becoming a bit of a Hellebore, they give me Heartsease.
Wattle you do without daisyre, when you are next in Thailand?
Mums the word. My tulips are sealed.
Just as well... lots of Pansies in Thailand, I think.Of Gorse, I'm not into that sort of thing. Aster la vista!
Oh, Clary; it's the start of the page, so you get to choose the next pun!
ah, puns on the subject of PLACENAMES
I was in my car, Diff, driving along the road, Island, when suddenly I saw my Bos, Ton, writing in a Book, Ham with a Pen, Zance in the adjoining field of Rye.
Fresno there is no quit in Kansas, only in can't-sas.
A Rhode Island won't get you far.
A manhattan is easily distinguishable from a girlhattan; He has a bronx, she hasn't.
I asked Miss Issippi for directions to the Bowling Green; she said she'll Alaska her husband and maybe he'll let her borrow his New Jersey
Idaho'd the garden but it ain't Macon anything else besides weeds this year.
I have several Leeds for a new story now - Peter Tavy, wearing a Medicine Hat and Swadlincote, Walkhampton(ed) to Dulls Corner along a Chester-le-Street. He was spotted by a Leighton Buzzard, which shouted Crapo! before dumping a lump of bird Lyme on his hat.
A Hoboken sleep anywhere, except a hotel.