Why do you Alistair at me? I'm new at this pun stuff!
Ah the Joyce of spring I'm off for a Kip lingering in the Greene fields, hey up there's a Madox in that one.
Don't go in the Frost; you'll cummings down with pneumonia.
If I had a Pound for every time my mum told me that!
The fugitive hid in his Baudelaire.
I'll flip my lid if I hear that you've all converted to avid Christianity and gone Thomas.
Seamstress does it the Hemmingway.
Naipal, she doesn't. Márquez my words.
Send it by Norman Mailer.
I can't Cope! I'm all in a Muldoon..
Du Maurriered people live longer than single people?
What a lot of Drabble, no Sparke, no Peake it's Murdoch to read.
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