Vatt are you trying to say? If it's something sordid, then Markab my words; no te respondaré, incluso si ésta actitud Segin-ifique que vayas a Matar-me.
sorry, i was high on Betelgeuse, which is only Rigel'd by complete exhaustion, rendering one Alderbarren.
It's all right. I had assumed that it was just a Phad, like looking ten times into a Mira. I forgive you.
I'm Gannamede a long rest, after Deneb is Altair'n up!
Ain hoping your rest gets rid of your Alkes and pains.
Andromeda, a gem in the scabbard hanging from the belt of Orion, under the watchful eyes of Betelgeus, a massive red giant, and Rigel a blue giant, is our neighbour!
Sirius Jane, who was the Spica at last year's festival, hates the word 'Scheat.'
The Tarantula spreads over Phoebe's shoulders...................
Acubens: for fast, effective relief.
I just thought that I should inform everyone that the rules on 'a new topic per page' remain, despite the changes in page numbers.
was Copernicus Sirius about the earth being round?
Oops, new topic;
how about chemicals?
[Al Cohol was dehydrated, needing water to carb on going.]
My radium's playing songs that remind me of you....
Descartes rides into Deadwood and ties his horse up in front of a bar.
"You Kant go in there," sez a local.
"Why not? Isn't it Happy Hour?"
"No, it's Schoepenhauer."
As Rene leaves, he hears someone say, "See what happens when you put Descartes before the horse?"
Rene muttered a curse under his breath and another Deadwoodian shouts, "Hey, Foucault and the horse you rode in on!"
(bada bing)
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And now for some poetry:
Immanual Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel
There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am"
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker
But a bugger when he's pissed
manganese carbon, tetra choline sorbitol; lysurgic acid dyalminate, eh?
You're just Chlorine' for dirt in the dark.
You're just Chlorine' for dirt in the dark.
Hello, anyone here? Don't say I was Boron you, was I?
Good one, PDiddie! ;D