What's a Christmas thread without some bad Christmas jokes.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa?
Where does Santa go when he is sick?
The elf centre.
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
Deep pan crisp and even.
What's the most popular Christmas wine?
"I don't like brussell sprouts"
"Mum can I please have a cat for Christmas?"
"No, you'll have turkey like the rest of us."