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Wed 1 Oct, 2014 10:54 pm
There is a secret cult of scientists that have created jet packs for penguins that could triangulate the speed of light. The penguins will run down the slope, their beak cutting through space, along with the jet powered force pushing them through space. The penguins will learn how to speak human and save the world. This alternate universe is the opposite of this Universe. Intelligence is the master class rather than ignorance. If you're intelligent here, you'll be stupid there; if you're stupid here, you'll be intelligent there. The penguins will be sent to a facility that designed a powerful device that renders your physical body to be undetectable, like an electromagnetic shield that behaves like bug sprays. Just imagine what adventures these penguins will have when the scientists finally start this experiment. If you want to see it happen, go to Antarctica.
@neologist,
They are indeed penguins.
@One Eyed Mind,
Waiting to see if you take the bait. . . .
@neologist,
No need.
You already did.
Can you not see the satire in this?
Of course not. People take me serious, when I'm not being serious; then take me for not being serious, when I am being serious.
@One Eyed Mind,
Ready to take over the world......
@neologist,
Last time I checked, penguins enjoyed the cold weather - nuns enjoyed being angry and threatening people with eternal hell. What's ironic, is that they never get laid; there's a lot of heat in that.
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