Totnes Rubber & String Raft Race.
YAY ! I kniew someone would come up with something!
race relations
Relations, unlike friends, one cannot choose.
(Well, I suppose one CAN choose a spouse so that's rubbish innit?)
You say "one CAN choose a spouse" which looks a bit as if you wouldn't normally. The complications of capitals! Just niggling...
choose your partners
Well Clazza, when dealing with me, never lose sight of the fact that I'm stupid.
Partners in crime
Oh yes, McTag is stupid, of course. Damn' British self-depreciation...
Century 21
Century City (California)
You've been pipped, aggie!
21 gun salute
salute your superior officers
drop your linen and start your grinnin'
Grinning like a Cheshire Cat