Bagels and more bagels...What's a bloody bagel and why are you baffling me with daft words.
Your pig tails are really gonna get pushed in the ink well and painted with green felt tip..
hot to handle
<everything is screwed up again! You don't know bagels? For the love of Pete! And just try it!>
Handle with care.
(I'm never gonna try loving Pete, do you love Pete?)