(ACK!!!! A new page should solve all my...issues...)
average American
Seems to me any word, if said enough times in a row, starts to sound weird.
American Pie
Especially 'Big Brother..' though yes, I know, that's a phrase.
Pie in the sky...
'You old poop!"*
(*Katerine Hepburn to Henry Fonda in "On Golden Pond")
... scoops of raisins! ...
drunk as a skunk (Do skunks get drunk?!)
(That would explain the smell!...)
Skunk tail
Ah, yes! Tee-hee!
'Tail'of Two Cities
(What can I say, I like puns & word games - why do you think I'm here?!)