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I was happy for Atlanta. Noticed Hums or Hurns, and if I did, others did.

Saints-Falcons games was like a playoff game! Hard to believe it was game #1. Watched every snap. I rarely do that unless it's a playoff game.

TB Bucs were supposed to be one of the most improved teams but at a key point QB McCowan through the worst pick I've ever seen.

Vikings? What the hell happened there?

Pats-Dolphins? What is going on. Up is down, down is up? Brady in second half looked like he was getting manhandled. Can Mankin being missing be what hurts the most?

Bills-Bears was a complete shocker ... and it was in Chicago, too.

My sleeper pick for the season got decimated. Chiefs lost 2 key defensive players.

Texans did well, but lost Clowney for 4-6 weeks (knee) almost on the first play of the game. Seemingly, JJ Watt made up for that loss as he was the equivalent of 2 STAR players.

Vikes defense was a LOT better against the run than I thought they would be. A lot better. StL defense played well overall against Peterson, but couldn't contain Patterson, who made them look silly as he sprinted past half the team.

Chiefs are in trouble, time to divest from them ASAP. Their O-line isn't good and for some reason they decided to ignore Charles.

Texans looked good even without Clowney. JJ Watt is a beast, he's the most dynamic and dominant defensive player in the game. I mean, **** - he had 5 hits on the QB, a sack, another sack that was negated by an intentional grounding penalty, a blocked EXTRA POINT, a blocked pass, and a fumble recovery. It was something to see. He is justifying that $100 million contract he was just given, for sure.

Cycloptichorn

"Up in the sky, look, it's a bird, a plane,..
no,... it is number nine from Detroit......"

Losing by less than half a point is painful.

Having the so-called Football Expert plead: "I didn't know they'd use Fitzgerald as a decoy", after I said publicly that he's a fiasco in Fantasy Football is priceless.

Winning by less than half a point is exquisite.

Okay guys, I have WAY too many RBs. And you need an RB, what with all the injuries and suspensions and ****, right?

Looking for WR trades, am willing to consider trading any of the following:

- Montee Ball
- Rashad Jennings
- Fred Jackson
- Joique Bell
- Knile Davis
- Jeremy Hill

Cheers
Cycloptichorn

I'll trade you Josh Gordon for Montee Ball. Straight up.

Tempting, but no. He's already larding up my bench in my other league, I need some active WR value.

Cycloptichorn

Down to your Jeffery and Ivory in this evenings game. Projected projection puts me one whole point ahead of the iacs.

Happy Monday to all.

It's closer than I thought it would be. Getting 2.2 points out of my "best" RB and my TE was not helpful.

The #1 pick in the draft getting zero points is also unhelpful.

"You have successfully added Josh Gordon and dropped Ben Roethlisberger"

Thanks Tico! You'll be seeing him again in the playoffs. From a slightly different angle.

Cycloptichorn

In the meantime, enjoy having him on your bench.

Well, what an unexpected turn of events.

The Turf Monkeys are playing far above their pay grade thus far.

uh oh...

Last week before the playoffs.... who's gonna win???

If I were a bookie, I'd bet for you, Cyclo,
But I'm not. I hope Awesome Uncle's improbable comeback ends with a title.

As for me and my so-called football expert, he is proud of our late performance, I say he's a dork, we have no real chances of making the playoffs.

Still no love for the Turf Monkeys?

I'm not looking forward to facing you in the playoffs, that's for sure.

Cycloptichorn