@farmerman,
woooo boy, now I'm more pissed.
I just went to Wally asking him for the generalities, and the glint in his eye and excitement in his voice makes me fearful he's going to make one.
The Readers Digest version of what took him forever to tell me, using his hands to describe the size of the pan, smoothing of ingredients, and slicing of butter.
You dump a can of crushed pineapple (ack) in a pan.
You dump a can of blueberries, or cherries or whatever, over it.
You dump a box white cake mix on top of that.
You put slices of butter all over the top.
Bake.
It's disgusting.
chai (don't make me tell you about the time when we first met that he thought he would woo me with a peanut butter pie - double ack) tea