Mon 14 Jul, 2014 07:01 am
I'd rip off the Do Not Remove tags from the new mattresses in a mattress store.
I'd openly bring outside food and several bottles of wine into a movie theater.
I'd jaywalk with impunity!
How about you?
- use someone else's credit card to fly to Rome to eat really good gelato and stay in a favorite albergo...
- or better yet, Sicily, and find myself a nice italian mystery writer who likes good food to cohabit with.
slightly more serious but not really since I'd probably crash the thing..
- steal the bus that goes down the long, wide, fast street behind my housing area.
That bus route, quickly checked before purchase, was one of the reasons I bought where I did. Turns out it only runs twice a day, around 6 am or 6 pm, and being night and even twilight blind, it's too dark then for me for quite a bit of the year.
Plus, the bus stop is about 15 blocks away, also not easy for moi.
Big mistake-o on my part.
I'd drive the bus to wherever city planning is (probably city hall, a building I'm partly familiar with) and park on the sidewalk, having let off the real passengers and filling the bus with people in my neighborhood who have to drive or else walk quite a way to find a store, in heat or freezing cold, and would like a decent bus system. Of course, we'd all have banners about the bus system here in ABQ.