No one can solve it.

Well, shoot, I didn't realize the prize was an elephant. I don't want that, they look to much like the snuffleupagus that we have wandering the streets here. Damn pests!

"I didn't realize the prize was an elephant. I don't want that".

Sorry, an Elephant is for life, not just for Christmas. However the Grand and most feared Wizard has made it known that if you (and any helpers) manage to ?'correct answer give' to the following you will be released from your burden. (No animals were hurt in the making of this riddle)
Go for it dude!

What did the grape say
when the elephant stepped on him

However, if that sort of riddle in a little too easy, test your English Literature abilities with:

In Jane Austen's "Emma", at the Box Hill excursion (chapter 43), Mrs Elton says,

"I had an acrostic once sent to me upon my own name which I was not at all pleased with. I knew who it came from. An abominable puppy! You know who I mean" (nodding to her husband).

What was this acrostic

Nothing-it just let out a little wine

Nothing-it just let out alittle wine

"Nothing-it just let out a little wine"
"Nothing-it just let out alittle wine"

That must have been some whine. :wink:

HINT : Top Ten most widely used L. . . . .

Oh boy, that was difficult. At last I am free to get a life.
A good question, but it did require that last Hint. :wink:

Here are the missing letters; H. E. M.
and a very good day to you.