Yes, you look fat in that dress.
Zena the warrior princess isn't afraid of muggers. Why are you?
New topic:
Things a salesperson would say to get a sale.
ALL of our sales end today so you have to buy now!
Beautiful, you look just Beautiful in that fushia skirt.
Can't resist it can you? Looks great on you.
Don't leave the store without checking out our recently reduced items.
Elegant, simply elegant, makes you look so elegant.
Ford suv? No-no-no, You would look better in a Jaguar, here's my card.
Gorgeous! You look absolutely gorgeous in purple. That's your color.
Get yours TODAY, don't wait!
Hey, would I lie to you?.
I think you will love this.
Just take it for a spin - you'll be hooked!
Kick the tires if you like.
Lady, that will drive your husband wild with desire.
Maybe we can just give a little discount, but only for you.
Never driven, except by a little old lady going to church on Sundays.
Open the door, sit inside.
(jespah that was a classic)