Forget that movie you wanted to see tonight, I'm watching the game.
Good heavens, what have you done to your hair?
Honey, you need to lose a lot of weight--I feel like I'm in bed with Godzilla.
I can't believe you don't want me to bed your attractive girlfriends.
Just tell your lousy family I don't want them here this Thanksgiving.
Keep your mitts outta my bank account.
Leave my dinner in the oven--I'll be at the bar with the guys tonight
Maybe you shouldn't own so many shoes.
Not another new dress you had one last year.
Oh great, your mother is visiting AGAIN!
Put more gas in the car on your way to work, honey, I left you an empty tank
Quick....hand me your lipstick, mine is smeared!
Question dear, would you mind if I let my drunk friends move in with us, forever?
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Really, don't you think the whole idea of monogamy is outdated?
so why don't you call your sister over to join us to night.
Think you can fix dinner for me and the guys? They want to watch the game over here tonight.
Unless we hit the lottery, we are in BIG trouble.
Vacations are a time to rest and relax, so I've decided to go away by myself this year.
We used to get along so well, didn't we?
Xmas as gone so commercial so for a change I didn't get you anything.
