It's fun to think about it, but it will get tedious very quickly. Don't forget, you're talking about North Carolina. Beautiful state, but over the last 37 years I have been so flabbergasted by the crap those "decent, white, old, church centric intolerant folks will say, it takes my breath away.
My favorite technique is to drag out the rosary beads and watch people react as if I was in direct communication with Satan. Maybe your tattoo will have the same reaction. But, if you can enjoy their reactions more than the entitled attitudes, you're a better man than me Charlie Brown.
(For everyone else, it's just an expression, I'm not a male so resist the urge to challenge me to a fist fight)