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Husband Locks Wife In Garden Shed.....

 
 
Reply Wed 19 Mar, 2014 09:56 am
Husband locked wife in garden shed because she kept chanting 'Ding dong, the witch is dead' after his mother died....


An angry husband locked his wife in a garden shed during a row when she insulted his dead mother.
Andrew Salmon, 42, admitted attacking Beverley Salmon, also 42, at their home in Truro in a rage after she chanted 'Ding dong, the witch is dead' when his mother died.
Furious Salmon punched his wife, ripped her top open and twisted her breasts, Truro Magistrates' Court was told.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/03/19/article-2584209-0015D43700000258-441_634x418.jpg


Prosecutor Gail Hawksley said the row began when Mrs Salmon arrived home from work to find the house locked, curtains drawn, and her clothes in bags on the ground.
Her husband told her: 'It's my house now. You are not getting in', before locking her in the garden shed, she said.
Magistrates heard she managed to climb out of the shed window, and used her key to get into the house, but Salmon grabbed her by the clothes.

As she slipped and fell, he tried to drag her out by her legs, the prosecutor said.
They went upstairs and the row continued. Mrs Salmon threw some of his clothes out of the window, and he threw her on the bed, got on top of her and ripped open her top.
He then put his arm across her throat causing her to struggle for breath, and grabbed and twisted her breasts.

He said she had not liked his late mother, and had not been supportive or kind about his loss when she died, instead taunting him by repeating: 'Ding dong, the witch is dead'.

Salmon, who has no previous convictions, told officers he had locked her in the shed to ‘P*** her off’, but said he knew she would be able to climb out of the window.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2584209/Husband-locked-wife-garden-shed-kept-chanting-ding-dong-witch-dead-mother-died.html

 
maxdancona
 
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Reply Wed 19 Mar, 2014 09:59 am
@Lordyaswas,
Clearly he needs a better shed.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 19 Mar, 2014 10:03 am
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-NzzrT2Ujtfw/UGXc_errKsI/AAAAAAAASz4/a1LYufF8qo0/s1600/onslow-and-daisy-keeping-up-appearances.jpg
roger
 
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Reply Wed 19 Mar, 2014 10:14 am
@Lordyaswas,
So, why is this newsworthy?
izzythepush
 
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Reply Wed 19 Mar, 2014 10:17 am
@edgarblythe,
There are other British sitcoms that involve family you know.
http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/5153196-low_res-outnumbered.jpg
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/myfamily/images/396/family1.jpg
http://www.comedy.co.uk/images/library/comedies/180x200_eps/f/family_tree_episode_0103.jpg
http://www.steveclark.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Sleepless_In_Peckham_01_rgb-001-300x270.jpg
http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/640x360/legacy/clip/p00gg55g.jpg
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/Nrmcxa1yBec/hqdefault.jpg
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01217/GreenGrass0701_1217142c.jpg
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Media/Pix/pictures/2008/05/07/royle460.jpg
http://www.5pillarz.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Citizen-Khan-BBC1-sitcom-010.jpg
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Wed 19 Mar, 2014 10:19 am
@roger,
roger wrote:

So, why is this newsworthy?


It's just a chance to show the world how brilliant our sheds are!

Not bragging or anything.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 19 Mar, 2014 10:21 am
@izzythepush,
I picked that photo based on their looks. I know about other British comedies.
chai2
 
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Reply Wed 19 Mar, 2014 10:22 am
@Lordyaswas,
I'd be honored to be beaten and locked in a shed such as that.

As it is, I have to be satisfied with being thrown into the mudroom once or twice a month.
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Wed 19 Mar, 2014 10:27 am
@chai2,
Steady on, old girl.

You'll be getting me an NSFW tag.
chai2
 
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Reply Wed 19 Mar, 2014 10:31 am
@Lordyaswas,
Well, I will say I use the opportunity to muck out the mudroom properly while I'm in there, and bleach out the litter box.

Then I move his tools around on the little pegs.
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Wed 19 Mar, 2014 10:32 am
@chai2,
I hope jespah's looking the other way.
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Wed 19 Mar, 2014 10:37 am
@Lordyaswas,
Someone has tagged this 'Oz Obsession'.

I have no idea why, but how wonderful!
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izzythepush
 
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Reply Wed 19 Mar, 2014 10:39 am
@edgarblythe,
Maybe I'm a bit touchy. There are some who go on about Keeping Up Appearances as if it's the beginning and end of British comedy.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 19 Mar, 2014 10:52 am
@izzythepush,
There was a British comedy I have been trying to remember for a couple of years. Perhaps you could tell me. It was about some interns. It aired on American TV perhaps thirty or more years ago.
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Wed 19 Mar, 2014 10:53 am
@edgarblythe,
Interns?

Porridge, maybe?


http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/content/images/2007/08/16/porridge_1_396x222.jpg
izzythepush
 
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Reply Wed 19 Mar, 2014 10:54 am
@edgarblythe,
Interns or students?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/content/images/2007/08/02/youngones_1_396x222.jpg
izzythepush
 
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Reply Wed 19 Mar, 2014 10:58 am
@izzythepush,
If not give us a bit more info and I'm sure we can help.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 19 Mar, 2014 10:58 am
@Lordyaswas,
After a bit of googling, that was likely it. Thanks.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 19 Mar, 2014 10:59 am
@edgarblythe,
I think Porrige.
izzythepush
 
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Reply Wed 19 Mar, 2014 11:06 am
@edgarblythe,
Intern means something different over here. Normally it's young person fresh out of school/university working somewhere for free to get work experience.
 

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