@Joe Nation,
Some people don't get irony, sarcasm, pathos, bathos, rhetoric, exaggeration or anything that's not 100% literal, regardless of how many emoticons you use. I'm not including OmSigDavid in this group, he knows what's going on, but likes to pretend not to.
Clueless dolts will always struggle, just keep addressing your posts to those of us who weren't hit repeatedly in the head as children.