This ain't yer average Ebert and Roeper...

I'm thinking Ebert and Roeper would be sitting on their thumbs.

Well, if you loved The Human Tornado, you will also enjoy this fiasco:

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=16253

You've been dining on some exotic food there, ole boy. I think I need a Zantac.

Not that your gastonomic expertise would every really give me heartburn.

Probably not, LW. I'm most familiar with Lansdale's short stories and novellas. I liked the writing here, as a Tarantino-esque tribute to really horrid movies. Tarantino brings it to the screen, and Lansdale writes. I'm looking forward to next week's review on the Lansdale site.