@Mame,
Osso loses her Itali-mania.
Boida begins writing in text speak and saying, "Yo" a lot.
How many Hawaiians live above 12,000 feet?
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Setanta goes a week without saying a harsh word to anyone.
(Yeah, right . . . when Hell free . . . oh . . . never mind.)
Farmerman starts using words I understand when answering a technical question.
He also admits to dressing up as a pirate each time before posting on any of his nautical threads.
@Lordyaswas,
Finn d'Buzz realizes he has an unhealthy fixation on mother figures and agrees to go for counseling.