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God says you get to pick who he will kill

 
 
kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 27 Apr, 2004 07:33 pm
Polski wrote:
No need to kill anyone on my account.
Beside, God has already answered my prayer.
I have been divorced for 15 years.
In those 15 years, my ex-wifes ass has grown to the size of a beer truck. Smile
God is great.


Thank you, Polski. That is great stuff. Laughing
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Asherman
 
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Reply Tue 27 Apr, 2004 09:53 pm
Destroy the Universe. Collapse the tent, fire the barkers, and bring all the rubes home into the bosom of the Lord.

That does make sense, if you grant my Buddhist preferences.
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Foxfyre
 
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Reply Sun 2 May, 2004 04:49 pm
While I'm not quite ready to give up my little piece of the universe, I would rather take Asherman's solution than target somebody and find out somebody else was worse.

But what's wrong with Celine Dion?
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Sun 2 May, 2004 04:53 pm
Equus has the best one; it's the only one with real possibilities. Wink
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