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Sat 17 Apr, 2004 12:33 am
I just talked to God, and he told me has decided to kill one person, for the good of the rest of humanity. He has also decided to let the A2Kers decide who that person is. The whole world is your pool of death, no exclusions. But you only get to pick one. Now who do you want God to kill? It's okay, really. He told me so himself.
Sounds like a damn trick to me.....
truth
How about Jesus, again (but without Gibson's torture)? I want to see that resurrection for myself.
Can you talk him into suicide perhaps
Jesus...............or Mel?
GEORGE BUSH or OSAMA bin LADEN. It's a toss up.
doglover wrote:GEORGE BUSH or OSAMA bin LADEN. It's a toss up.
Just wait the 'til the right wingdings read that
kicky; if a god really does exist, and all you say is really true, please make it me!
because i do not wish to live in such a world!
(thanks, 10/4!)
Well, It's my ears she offends...not my eyes.
doglover wrote:Why kill JLo? Her ass is too perfect for any man to want to kill her....... 
speaking as one from the other side of the sexual fence (m), i find her ass offensively misshapen; exaggeration be it by jLo, or pAnderson, does nothing for my specific sensitivities.
truth
My God, BGW, I would never have taken you for an assaphobe. That's her best feature as far as this assophile is concerned.
I don't want anybody killed.
But I wouldn't mind it if you took the guy on those annoying "CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? GOOD!" commercials and made him deaf.
Equus, that is hilarious. I hate that guy! And by the way, I have to weigh in on this J-Lo thing. I also feel that J-Lo has a world class ass, and I love it.
No need to kill anyone on my account.
Beside, God has already answered my prayer.
I have been divorced for 15 years.
In those 15 years, my ex-wifes ass has grown to the size of a beer truck.
God is great.
Carl Griggy, assistant principal of West Junior High School in Akron Ohio, I've never forgotten that son of bitch...of course he's probably already dead......
I hope hell's hot enough for him.......
Agreement, we need agreement, people!
I offer up Celine Dion for your consideration.
God told me he's not sure yet, but he really likes the Celine Dion idea.
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