onyxelle just walks into the room. thrown off by all the violence and just stares (rather slack-jawwed)
wow!
Drom warns Onyxelle to be on the look out for Gus..
Diane's goddess self emerges and introduces herself to the other women, "Hello, I am Our Lady of Perpetual Menopause." "I've come to help preserve the chocolate from the clutches of those brutes (and their various pieces). Get Gautam-- (Sounds like a movie title) before he can lock up anymore of the good ones. Be gentle, he's really not so bad and it looks like he might keep a couple of those big guys busy while we cache the chocolate. Here are some Tampons and Kotex to wipe up the worst of the gore--I don't need them anymore, hee, hee, hee.
Bunny, don't your ears come off to be used as spears of exceptional speed and deadly aim? Not necessarilly aiming toward the heart? It might be wise to keep a couple at hand in case these stinking swine actually morph into beings that don't mind the smell. Ack@@ Gus seems to like it---YIKES!!!!!
chjsa, Don't shoot!
I'm all covered with chocolate, and... I guess I like it!
cav hides in the bushes, and charges his lightsabre...
Damn Energizer batteries....shoulda bought Duracell...
Kicky, re-animated, strides in with his two brothers Cacky and Canny. The door frame smashes as Canny's hulking body crashes through it. Cacky pulls out a dead bunny and begins swinging it in the air menacingly. He tosses it down, a gauntlet, into the middle of the room. Kicky grins smugly, and lights a cigarette "Allright, do any of you pussies want to fight or what?!!!"
cav casts 'redneck protek' spell on self and prepares for battle.
cjhsa blasts the crap out of the dead rabbit, incorrectly perceiving it as a threat. Fur everywhere.
Finding no takers, the three Can brothers survey the room. There is much blood. Behind some bushes in the corner is a quivering clown messing with a pen light and mumbling to himself. He looks up, sees Canny, and immediately shits himself with fear.
Canny brings his enormous fist down upon Cjhsa's head, driving her into the floor like a spike.
Cacky laughs maniacally at the accordioned body that used to be Cjhsa.
And then, in unison, they turn back to Cav.
You hit me so hard I changed genders.
Canny mistakenly thought Cjhsa was a woman for a moment there. Like I said before, he's strong, but stupid.
Kicky: "Let's clean this **** up and get out of here. There are no worthy opponents here."
Cacky: "Let's drink their blood and eat of their vile flesh first!"
Canny: "Mmm, chocolate."
