The A2K melee

Last I heard, long ears were a handicap in a cage match (or was it hutch match?)

Retractable.

Entering the room, three days after the melee, joeblow is heard to mutter, "You guys SLAY me."

"Fer chrissakes wimmens, don't ya know it's the creamy caramel that's worth DYING for?"

"Fer feks sake, the bastards ate ALL the nuggat, gluttons."

Sniff.

grumble.

Trip.

"Fek me. That fekking clown ate the rabbits ears FIRST... I ALWAYS save the ears for last..."

Regrowable.

even if melted?

Yes.

I know the perfect way to end all this über-violence, a way against which no one can come back nor contradict: it is the fatal uttering of the words:

Everything was a dream.

Well, while are dreaming away in our Dorothy-esque opium field, I have a dream myself. I dreamed (or read) that the bunny mentioned retractable ears....X-Men came to mind, so they must be made of Adamantium, and quite sharp. However, I posess the powers of Magneto, and can bend those ears to my will...muahaha...man, I watch way too many cartoons.

lmdao!

Do you have a reason or some sort of hidden evil plan for bending her ears?

They are deadly weapons that must be quashed.

Made of flesh and sinew and fur.

And anyone tries bending 'em (less'n I am feeling frisky and invite 'em to) dies a horrible death.

<The saloon doors swing slowly behind as Kicky enters the room, an unlit, half-smoked tiparillo hanging from the corner of his snarling mouth. The piano player stops playing. The boys in the corner stop arguing and look up from their poker game. Joe Nation stops groping the saloon girl with the ample backside. All eyes turn to the mysterious stranger as he strikes a match off his own stubbly face and lights the mangled end of his tiparillo. He takes a long drag, and blows a languid cloud of smoke into the grimy air of the saloon...>

"I've come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum...and I'm all out of bubble gum."

<grabs a bar stool and a bottle of whiskey. Gulps down a shot as he waits for the barroom brawl to begin...>

Offers Kicky large packet of bubblegum - multiple flavours......waits.

<smashes beer bottle over bunny's fuzzy little head>

<sticks a piece of bubblegum in mouth before jumping on stunned rabbit>

I came here to watch and eventually get the living snot kicked out of me... and I'm all out of snot.

<enters bar, cracks knuckles, then plants a great big boot right in
"kicky's can">

<picks up unconscious rabbit carcas and shoves it into adrian's face>

<kicks scoates in the back of the head>

picking up table to throw at other would-be attackers, all the while the tiparillo never leaving his crooked snarling mouth>