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Wed 14 Apr, 2004 09:44 pm
If you could be any animal, what would you be? I'd be a monkey, mostly because I just like doing that high pitched screetching thing that they do. And I'd like to be able to fling my poo around without being ostracized for it.
LOL...I'd be a cat, because all they do is eat, sleep, and ****....wait i do that already!
I think this thread has high comedic potential.
I would be a slender loris. I would spend my time picking flowers for the slender loris ladies, and once they were under my spell I would spend the rest of the evening making passionate slender loris love in the treetops.
I'd be a turkey. A fat top on stick legs.
Hey, that sounds like a pretty good life. By chance do you know if they ever fling their own poo?
No, Scoates, the question is... What would you like to be?
This is your chance for a little escapism.
Doglover, have you ever seen a monkey in action? Don't underestimate monkey sex, baby!
Actually, neither one of them has a passionate look on their face. I wonder if she isn't saying to him "is that all there is...I got more satisfaction from a banana yesterday".
The banana patiodog or the monkey picture :-)
Daddy has a Harbor Seal
He keeps it in the pool
It swims around like crazy
And it leaves a little stool.
Easy....I would be Animal from the Muppets. Cool drummer and "WOMAN!!! WOMAN!!!"
I'd like to be a hawk,<<<<<see left<<<<< but a duck has always appealed to me too. They always seem happy quacking, swimming and lolling about. I'd want a menu change though.
Mind you, pigs apparently have really long intense orgasms. Something to ponder I guess. :wink:
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