Another Sign the End is Near

I went out the gate and a bird splot struck me right between the eyes. It was too perfect a shot to be coincidence. It was a sign and a warning. Instead of working tomorrow, I am going to stretch a banner across the freeway and make all the people stop and listen to the message I received. For the next splot will be in the eyes of all who fail to heed. Do not miss the next update. For all who wish to be edified shall receive peons. And they who fail to recognize the serious nature of the message shall receive beaks of evil through the heart and shall wander in darkness evermore. And the trees break their roots and be at your side darking the sun from your eyes until the end of the universe.