POLITICISED CHRISTMAS LYRICS

I invite others to add songs of their own.

Feel the ire, it's so chillin'
go to war, we're so willin'
a Middle East fight
no dirt bombs in sight
walkin' in a Baghdad wonderland

THE LITTLE DRUMMER BOY - becomes BUSH'S WAR

Come they told me
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Our foe Iraq we'll bomb
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We have proof he's planning
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Because Bush said so
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The proof's a secret
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Then how can we judge
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How can we bomb and kill
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What if Bush lied to us
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Bush said I'm like a god
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I will attack Saddam
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I will do what I please
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Because he dissed my Daddy
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Then he smiled at me
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Me in my gloom

MANY PAPERS

Many papers
Massive volume
Disclosed
Wrap it up
From Saddam to George
Send inspectors to see in person
Many papers Massive volume
To George

Should George accept
Better not
Daddy's watching
What about
Bin Laden
Who is that
I've got Saddam
And his many papers
Words of bullcorn
Let's go

Joanne
You've gone and changed your hair again.

Good one of Lott.

Daschile's in a snow
Lott gets roasted on an open fire
Oh what fun it is to laugh and sing
About all these liars
Jingo George Cheney Dick
Think they're mighty slick
Jingo George Cheney Dick
And congress makes me sick
A year or two ago
I thought we'd won the vote
How could poor saps know
We'd lose the Supreme Court
Cheater George Cheater Jeb
Cheater Supreme Court
Cheater George Cheater Jeb
Cheater Supreme Court

I'm dreaming of a Bush Christmas
just like the ones I used to know
where the AK's glisten
and voters listen
to the sounds
of soldiers in the snow

I'm dreaming of a Bush Christmas
with every protest card I write
may your poll numbers stay ever high
and may all the unemployed keep quiet

Oh you ALL are so so very funny - that
you REALLY should consider getting some
Xmas lyrics published next year.... I think
you have a real something going here.

Thanks - Don't know how to get someone interested. You aren't a producer are you?

Christmas time and the living is on orange
Election time and the living stays on orange
So hush little patriots Bush has you covered
One of these mornins you'll rise up and feel smothered
But til that mornin Bush won't let nothin harm you
So hush stop fretting ain't nothin here to alarm yo
With Bush and Cheney standin by

(To "Away in a Manger"

Long before DC
All bursting with id
Little Strom Thurmond
He sired a black kid
Like any father
He bought diapers and bibs
Laid her in her cradle
Then slammed down the lid

100 years later
When he finally died
His long kept secret
This girl did confide
And through all those years
Dad Strom did provide
Who knew that old fart
Was so Jekyll and Hyde?

I made that one up but there were some hilarious ones in my paper today. Did you all see those?

Didn't see them , but I will look for them.

Oh little hole in Iraq ground
How still they saw thee lie
Like a rat so nasty found
The world wants to see thee die

pssssssst .... Please excuse my ignorance, but who is Trent Lott?

msolga: in Dec. 2002, Trent Lott made some insensitive racial remarks. It created such a firestorm he had to step down as Senate majority leader.

Oh, I see!