@Lordyaswas,
Here's what you gotta do.
You take out your archery set and then put the #9 iron from your golf clubs in the 2nd to last lane of Shimmering Shamrock's Bowling Emporium. As that happens a phone call will be made and shortly thereafter or thereto or thereby or there there or maybe not there; but, there, some kindly folks with buttery biscuits will come and escort you to a home with lovely rooms with nicely padded walls.
If this fails, contact Wendell and Gilroy who work at Target.