Ten naughty riddles, or are they?

1 "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
2 "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have in my dress?"
3 "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
4 "What's hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"
5 "What goes in hard and pink, then comes out soft and sticky?"
6 "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?"
7 "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do."
8 "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first."
9 "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good."
10 "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver."


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