Reply
Sun 15 Dec, 2002 09:21 am
Who would you cast as Humpty-Dumpty...Louie Anderson? Then there is the character who yells, "The sky is falling. The sky is falling."or something like that. What about the wolf in the three pigs? B'ar Rabbit? Snow White? In what story would you cast Halle Berry? Elvis? There are a lot more possibilities. Just ask your kids.
Halle Berry as Snow White.
The cast of The Magnificent Seven (Yul Brynner, Steve McQueen, Charles Bronson, Robert Vaughn, etc.) as the Seven Dwarves.
Phyllis Diller as the wicked Queen, Snow White's stepmom.
Elvis might be ok as Prince Charming.
Golly, I dunno if I can picture S. McQueen singing "Heigh Ho!"
Hmm,
Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston as Hansel and Gretel, with, what the heck, Mickey Rooney playing their father and Katherine Hepburn out of retirement to play the evil witch who imprisons them.
Jack Nicholson as the big, bad wolf.
Michael Jackson as Snow White. :wink:
Al Gore as Pinnochio.
Wilford Brimley as Gepeto.
Now we are getting into the groove...
Robin Williams would be the one jumping about shouting "the sky is falling, the sky is falling".
Halle Berry should definitely be tinkerbelle with that pixyish haircut.
Humpty Dumpty is Rodney Dangerfield.
Little Red Riding Hood is definitely Calista Flockheart with, yes, Jack Nickolson as the Big Bag Wolf.
Michelle Pfeiffer is Sleeping Beauty.
Andie MacDowell is Snow White.
Marilyn Monroe in a dark wig is Betty Boop.
Adam Sandler is Goofy.
Heeven -- Adam Sandler is goofy.
Clint Eastwood as the woodsman who saves Red Riding Hood.
Yup, Adam Sandler is Goofy.
How 'bout Crystal Gayle as Rapunzel?
And Leona Helmsley as the wicken queen in Snow White.