Is it my imagination or have about half the avatars on this forum turned into some kind of rabbit? I just noticed willow's.....
Its not an elk Mesquite
Its a large rabbit, or a hare. The rabbit has borrowed two bits of tree branch and is giving a clear signal to stay away. Probably the rabbit rutting season or something...hell I dunno. Ask Dr Scrotes he knows everything around here.
As dlowan said, it's a jackalope, part jack rabbit, part antelope.
There is a plague of Wabbits.
Those aren't wabbits, they are wackalopes.
Those are real horny wabbits.
Dear SCoates,
How long must a new garment hang in the closet before a girl can say to her significant other when she wears it, "this old thing? why no, it's not new."
Also , is it unwise for a tall girl to wear heels that make her taller than the guy?
Thank you for your anticipated help in these matters. K
I don't care what scoates says, wear them, be proud and tall. On the other hand, you will have foot problems later that will cause memory clutch/sorrow if you keep wearing those things.
Dear SCoates, since you showed us the jackalope, and told us what it is, can you tell me what kinda animal this is? Or, like my original question was " who screwed who first?"
Sorry, SCoates...I've got this one.
It is a mammal.
Sorry, I've been gone. Three day weekend.
Willow, the answers to your four questions are as follows: there is no conspiracy; nah; no; and as for your last question, it is impossible to answer as stated. The word "need" is useless without a qualifier. No one needs anything in general. For example, I need water TO LIVE. But I don't NEED water. I need a remote control if I don't want to stand up. but it general I certainly don't need a romote control... nor anything else. So your question "Do I need a life" cannot be answered as stated. You need to supplement your verb.
Joe, it's not your imagination.
Cav, your sentence is incomplete.
Kirsten, believe it or not, if you do not wear the garment it must remain in your closet for exactly two years, before it can be considered old. This hold no matter what damage or againg affects it. However, if you actually wear the outfit at least twice, you are free to call it "this old thing" without technically lying. You still can't call it "old" out of context though. I suggest if you want to use the phrase with something you haven't worn, that you try it on, model it for the mirror, and then don't actually call it "this old thing" until you are actually wearing it in front of the desired guy, and you will be okay.
As for your second question, it is unwise if he cares OR if you care that you are taller than him. In the former case, only if you care that he cares.
I have to go for a moment, but I'll answer more questions later today.
Drom, I would have put you in one of the more "innocent" roles. Like the Viconte de Valmont. Of course, I am using my personal definition of the word.
Bigdice, I can think of a way to make such a creature in only one mating. If a female duck-billed platypus mated with a male jersey devil. keep in mind that only the female jersey devils sport a serpentine lower half, while the male would have the tail and horns to match the above photo. Now, I say that such a creature COULD be born so easily, but noting subtle differences I would trace his origin QUITE differently. To allow the correct amount of time necessary to achieve an age capable of bearing offspring, I must conclude that the very first get-together occured between a north american racoon, and a ring-tailed lemur. Both creatures have that identical tail, only theirs have numerous rings, or patches of other colors. Only between those two species would the black rings on the tail be offset so perfectly to leave an entirely black-tailed offspring. The second mating in the series was obviously between a frog and a rare albino bat. Albino bats are actually a dark orange, since the lack of melanin fails to counter other strong chemicals in their anatomy. This second mating produced the sickly orange feet of the above beast, and the hybrid was able to grow quite quickly, and be ready to mate long before the racoon-lemur hybrid had reached adolescence. At this point I can only assume a godly duck-billed jackelope came along, (which of course was never born, but has always existed) and mated with the frogbat, whose offspring reached adulthood about the same time as the racoon-lemur. The two fell in love and, well... the rest of the story was captured by the above photography.
Littlek, not much. With you?
Quote:Y'know that building downtown with the lights on top that go up and down, and the box on top that changes color?
SCoates, what is this about?
It's about a building, ehBeth. Someone was asking a question about a building.
