Ask Scoates

Yes, I would like a refund too.

;(

(That's my best "crying face." I don't know how to make the real ones.)

Exactly how many satellite dishes are there in West Virginia?

Dishes that are satellites to this planet? None. Not in WV. If you were referring to dishes which recieve transmissions from actual satellites, now that would be an entirely different question.

Profound reply there SC.

how come nobody likes me you dooshbag

Either click on the appropriate emoticon, or type "cry" (no quotes) between two colons. Like this ---> : c r y : (but get rid of the spaces)

What do you mean, nobody, exactly, farmerman? Some of us like you, whether you like it or not.

Any productive activity here?

Wonderful idea, SCoates; this is just what I need to improve my ponderings.

Okay, then. My first question is this:

This has happened twice now: our local radio have followed up a Michael Jackson song with Marcy Playground's 'Coming Up From Behind.' Do you think that this juxtaposition is intentional?

Farmer, everybody does like you. But you're difficult to like, and that's the real problem.

Drom, you shouldn't be listening to stations that play songs by either of those "artists." The real shame is on you.

Husker, I'm sorry, no. Not on this thread.

thats what my therapist said before I beat the crap out of him. I dont know whats wrong with people.

We're dumb. You're right to hate us.

Who was walking in the snow behind my house today?

Will my plot to become supreme ruler of the galaxies ever come to fruition? And why didn't I get any mail yesterday, oh Wise One?

Fruition? Yes. Reality? No. Allow me to elaborate. In your schemes and scheming many new friends and loves will enter your life. Overcoming some of the obstacles in your way will be one of the most rewarding experiences in your life to you... but in the end, your goal will change. Partly because you will mature, and partly because you will realize the impossibilities and inconveniences involved with your current desire. In answer to your second question, your friends asked me why they didn't get any mail from YOU. It seems you need to be less self-centered. Although, you are currently an example to all of us.

Jespah, I have no idea! How scary! I hope you're just bluffing me, because that's scary!

Thank you, wise and wonderful one. A learned sage suggested that I also ask this question: How in tarnation do I post a topic in this forum
Keep in mind, you might be opening up a can of worms, giving me free reign over this site! Lord knows what I can do! heh heh

Uh, it's real. We have snow tracks and everything.

suzy, click the "new topic" button in whatever forum you want to put a new topic in. Write your topic and click "submit" when you're done.

Sorry, Scoates, had to take that one. :-D

farmerman is not easy to dislike, IMO, and I might reming you all, therapist breaks down into the rapist, so if you want to punch them in the face it's okay. You are paying them, so they have to take it.

Hmm...my next question is...Quantam physics vs. Quan Tam Phi Xix, famed Vietnamese origami artist. One is a theory, one a real person, but who displays the better artistry?