Estuarine Crocodiles: Another Reason for the 2'nd Amendment Going Global

Right.

At the very least, in the U.S., other outcomes (than the kid being eaten) are POSSIBLE...

I'm sure other outcomes are possible in Australia too. You just don't read about the non-fatal crocodile attacks in the foreign media.

In any event, it's a proven fact that god hates Australia and that she specifically designed all of its flora and fauna to kill Australians.