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What are YOUR rules??

 
 
Reply Wed 10 Oct, 2012 01:57 pm
A friend's four-year-old granddaughter recently stated that her rules were: 1. Don't show your panties. 2. Don't show your boobies. 3. No muffin-top.
These are good. I would add: never second-guess a cat.

And you???
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Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Wed 10 Oct, 2012 02:24 pm
@mags314772,
When all else has been tried and has failed, try following the directions.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Wed 10 Oct, 2012 02:29 pm
@mags314772,
Don't be a dick
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 10 Oct, 2012 02:31 pm
1. The wimmins is always right. (Just ask 'em.)

2. If the wimmins is wrong, see rule number one.
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Roberta
 
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Reply Wed 10 Oct, 2012 03:00 pm
1. Don't assume.
2. Don't expect the best.
3. Don't tell me what to do!
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Wed 10 Oct, 2012 03:06 pm
The Four Agreements
1. Be impeccable with your word.
2. Don't take anything personally.
3. Don't make assumptions.
4. Always do your best. ” ― Miguel Ruiz

I was doing those before I read his book.

Joe(I have several more)Nation
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 10 Oct, 2012 03:19 pm
1. Don't show off.
2. Be firm, but kindly.
3. Always go more than halfway for the other person.
4. Temper the urge to be judgmental.
5. Row the same stroke as the rest of the crew.
Eva
 
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Reply Wed 10 Oct, 2012 05:06 pm
Leave every place as neat as you found it.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 10 Oct, 2012 05:25 pm
@Eva,

Don't fret about elbows.
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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 10 Oct, 2012 05:26 pm
Always pet the puppy.
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mags314772
 
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Reply Wed 10 Oct, 2012 05:26 pm
@mags314772,
I love these!!!


who was it that said "Never eat more than you can lift"?
mags314772
 
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Reply Wed 10 Oct, 2012 05:27 pm
@edgarblythe,
My fav is #5
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Wed 10 Oct, 2012 05:36 pm
@mags314772,
If you can't play a sport, be one.
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Wed 10 Oct, 2012 05:39 pm
@ehBeth,
Decades ago, Bob & Ray had a take-off on that one --

"If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter."
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roger
 
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Reply Wed 10 Oct, 2012 06:13 pm
@mags314772,
Miss Piggy
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 11 Oct, 2012 07:35 am
@Eva,
Eva wrote:

Leave every place as neat as you found it.

"Leave every place NEATER then when you found it" would be more like my version of that rule.
raprap
 
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Reply Thu 11 Oct, 2012 07:53 am
if it ain't bleeding, its dead.
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mags314772
 
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Reply Thu 11 Oct, 2012 08:09 am
@roger,
oh thanks, roger.

I also like "Never eat anything bigger than your head."
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 11 Oct, 2012 09:25 am
If given the obvious choice, always take the stairs instead of the elevator.
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George
 
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Reply Thu 11 Oct, 2012 11:21 am
Don't go to bed angry with someone who can stay awake longer than you can.
 

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