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Wed 10 Oct, 2012 01:57 pm
A friend's four-year-old granddaughter recently stated that her rules were: 1. Don't show your panties. 2. Don't show your boobies. 3. No muffin-top.
These are good. I would add: never second-guess a cat.
And you???
@mags314772,
When all else has been tried and has failed, try following the directions.
1. The wimmins is always right. (Just ask 'em.)
2. If the wimmins is wrong, see rule number one.
1. Don't assume.
2. Don't expect the best.
3. Don't tell me what to do!
The Four Agreements
1. Be impeccable with your word.
2. Don't take anything personally.
3. Don't make assumptions.
4. Always do your best. ” ― Miguel Ruiz
I was doing those before I read his book.
Joe(I have several more)Nation
1. Don't show off.
2. Be firm, but kindly.
3. Always go more than halfway for the other person.
4. Temper the urge to be judgmental.
5. Row the same stroke as the rest of the crew.
Leave every place as neat as you found it.
@mags314772,
I love these!!!
who was it that said "Never eat more than you can lift"?
@mags314772,
If you can't play a sport, be one.
@ehBeth,
Decades ago, Bob & Ray had a take-off on that one --
"If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter."
@Eva,
Eva wrote:
Leave every place as neat as you found it.
"Leave every place
NEATER then when you found it" would be more like my version of that rule.
if it ain't bleeding, its dead.
@roger,
oh thanks, roger.
I also like "Never eat anything bigger than your head."
If given the obvious choice, always take the stairs instead of the elevator.
Don't go to bed angry with someone who can stay awake longer than you can.
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