Never give up
Karma is your best revenge
Slap him if he leaves the toilet seat up
Love your animals as if they were your children
Realise one word that does not exist, can't,
Well you're quite an easy person to like yourself.
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wandeljw
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Fri 12 Oct, 2012 10:50 am
A popular physician was asked about the secret to a long life when he celebrated his 100th birthday. He replied, "Keep your mouth shut and your bowels open."
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jcboy
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Fri 12 Oct, 2012 11:49 am
@mags314772,
mags314772 wrote:
My animals are my babies
That’s my motto! Our pets are part of the family and will be treated as such.
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Lustig Andrei
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Fri 12 Oct, 2012 01:57 pm
Never complain about an unpleasant situation; set it right instead.
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FOUND SOUL
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Fri 12 Oct, 2012 02:54 pm
@mags314772,
I think 3 cats at once was the most I had Mags Now it's 3 dogs, 1 cat, 1 rabbit, 2 fish
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George
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Fri 12 Oct, 2012 05:50 pm
At my age . . .
Never pass a urinal or trust a fart.
Never initially trust a women who makes the first move and asks you out, especially if she's way out of your league
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nextone
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Tue 16 Oct, 2012 08:47 am
Don't run in your socks on the linoleum.
Put on a sweater; Mommy's cold.
Brush your teeth before you go to bed,
And don't torture the cat.
First three real rules when my son was young. Fourth added as a finishing line when first three were sung, No cat was ever hurt in our home; ( perhaps offended, another theme for another day.)
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George
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Tue 16 Oct, 2012 09:22 am
@Eva,
Eva wrote:
Love the pearls.
I'll bet you say that to all the boys.
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thack45
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Tue 16 Oct, 2012 10:28 am
I've got all sorts of rules. And by the end of the night, if I've managed not to break a few of them, well maybe it was a good day
Well you're quite an easy person to like yourself. 
Now it's 3 dogs, 1 cat, 1 rabbit, 2 fish 