Do I need a penis to become a male escort.

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Hi Evreeone!

I am 106 years old and for over 70 years I have wanted to become a male escort. My girlfriend and I are moving to the big city soon. As soon as I get permission from the cemetery to move her.
Well I was wondering do I have to have a penis to become an escort, I lost mine many years in a game of poker, long story.
I am a real ladies man and know just how to make a woman happy, by doing what I'm told!.
I have also thought of stripping but I'm not sure if those stripper stages are wheelchair accessible and would my nurse be allowed on stage with me. Then there's the oxygen too.

Any suggestions much appreciated.
Ray Steve.

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I know a woman would pay you $1.98 per session, but you would need to bring her to the Bingo game in your own car.

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@edgarblythe,

Phew, that's good money but she'd have to sit on my lap and I'd wheelchair her to bingo. I can get up to 30mph if I adjust my oxygen.
Bingo eh, to be honest I don't like gambling ever since I lost my manhood to four ladies in a game of poker, but I suppose.....
Do you think she'd be looking for a happy ending?. That could be a problem...you know.

Thank you Mr Edgar, boy you sure know a high class of woman, are you maybe a male escort or stripper yourself?.

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I have been known to strip in the presence of ladies. But (blush) that's another story.

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Dammit, I thought this was gonna be a topic about Stevie Ray Vaughan.

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