Little Riddle

I'd answer your question but I can't stop coughing!!!

Yeah

this just kills me...

A bad argument. I know that's not the real answer, but it works. People don't need to argue. If anyone buys the argument it will be of no use to them. And anyone who uses a bad argument in a debate, obviously has little knowledge of the subject.

the answer is coffin.

safecracker got it

I thought it was spelt coughing? Hey, we say to- mah toe

you say tu-mayda

Fri Feb 27, 2004 11:18 am
"Who makes it has no need for it
Who buys it has no use for it
Who uses it has no knowledge of it"
What is it?

Fri Feb 27, 2004 11:24 am
Kev. Quote, "I'd answer your question but I can't stop coughing!!!" the answer is coffin.

Quote, " safecracker got it"

What a pity Kev. It wasn't the cough that carried him off. It was the coffin they carried him off in.

Have you ever considered a career in poetry?

(slight edit)

Much as I would like to claim credit for something original, the line was taken from a grave. Still, I hope to pursue a new career as a major lottery winner. :wink:


TombStone Humor
Boston (Mass.) Granary Burying-Ground

Here lie I bereft of breath
Because a cough carried me off;
Then a coffin they carried me off in.