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Will monkeys and other advanced primates witness the end of humanity?

 
 
Reply Mon 3 Sep, 2012 09:06 am
1. YES! They will indirectly kill all humanity by being carriers of an unstoppable virulent pandemic inducing virus that will wipe out most of humanity past the tipping point where human civilization can no longer support itself;
2. Yes, and they will even create their own civilization after humanity has destroyed itself;
3. Not quite but one giant monkey will bring a rain of destruction to humanity ONE theater, ONE skyscraper, ONE city at a time;
4. Chimpanzees, apes, gorillas, etc... are conspiring to slowly destroy human civilization and culture by manipulating Hollywood into creating some of the dumbest movies EVER! Congo (1995); Ed (1996); George of the Jungle (1997); Mighty Joe Young (1998), etc....

Extra credit:
Name the movie or movies that are obviously the plots of the first 3 points?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 3 Sep, 2012 01:05 pm
5. None of the above....we'll take the bastards down with us....
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dalehileman
 
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Reply Mon 3 Sep, 2012 01:41 pm
@tsarstepan,
Intelligence will be considered a curse. We will be kept in muddy pens and slaughtered for food. However they won’t be as cruel to us as we were to them
roger
 
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Reply Mon 3 Sep, 2012 01:44 pm
@dalehileman,
Yes. Monkeys are well known for their empathy.
dalehileman
 
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Reply Mon 3 Sep, 2012 03:24 pm
@roger,
Though sometimes unbelievably cruel, tearing apart and eating their own children. On the whole however they’re probably morally superior
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George
 
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Reply Mon 3 Sep, 2012 03:31 pm
@tsarstepan,
I think 2 is the Planet of the Apes movies and 3 is King Kong, but I don't
know what 1 could be.




You didn't like George of the Jungle?
dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 3 Sep, 2012 03:35 pm
@George,
Even George's MOTHER hated George of the Jungle.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 3 Sep, 2012 04:32 pm
@George,
George wrote:

You didn't like George of the Jungle?

No sir. No sir, I did most definitely not. Razz
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Krumple
 
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Reply Mon 3 Sep, 2012 04:41 pm
@tsarstepan,
Quote:
Will monkeys and other advanced primates witness the end of humanity?


I hope not, that will mean the only primates living will be monkeys, lawyers and politicians. We know the last two are not humans.

dalehileman
 
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Reply Tue 4 Sep, 2012 11:05 am
@Krumple,
Good one Krump
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