Provide Romney with a Slogan

Watch him!

(Just hoping Obama won't use the tried and true Once you go black... (snort)

Well, he doesn't look like enough people for that one, snood.

Save the country from a second Michelle Obama inaugural dress! Vote Romney!

Vote Romney Give Trump a voice in the White House

Vote Romney; we need more wars to improve our economy!

Rmoney--the proof is paid in cash.

Rap

Slogans and critiques. Such a busy little overachiever.

A vote for Romney is a vote for Romney.

Vote Romney: I'd be a Democrat, if I were from Texas!

... except for that Mitt thing....

Vote Romney - his real first name is Willard, and that was a rat lover's name, thereby proving he's an animal lover. Despite the dog thing.

Romney! A regular Joe*!

(*He's friends with people who own teams that people who care about sports watch!)

Romney - He'll keep the dog on top!

Romney claims that President Obama doesn't have the necessary business background to be president. How much military experience does Romney have as CIC? It seems Obama didn't have any military experience either, but he's been able to kill Osama bin Laden, and some of the other leaders of al Qaida.

Romney also lies that Obama has not increased jobs. Nobody can blame Obama for the precipitous job loss that carried over into Obama's presidency. It was the biggest job loss in history during GW Bush's tenure, and it was the beginning of the Great Recession that impacted the whole world's economy. Did he already forget that?

See how employment dropped from May of 2008 into 2010, then after that period, employment has been increasing. I doubt very much Romney knows about telling the truth, or is able to read graphs.

Romney recently spoke to the NAACP, and folks have been coming up with things he should have said.

Paraphrasing my fave so far: "Hey, I don't hate poor, black people. Race has nothing to do with it."

"End of quote."

<That little gaffe should put the whole Teleprompter meme to bed, but I doubt that it will.>

...but ... is he top dog?

"Sure I look like Max Headroom; but, is that such a bad thing?"

"Making the world safe and profitable for the country club set."

I'm a damn liar, but that's the best kind of head of state, because they'll fear what I might do.